比如：ack：Tom，who do you think the man with a yellow straw hat on the stool in front of the palm trees？

Tom：I guess he must be a fortune teller. Jack：Are you sure? Tom：Yes,without a doubt. You see he is looking forward to talking to someone. Jack：Maybe you are right. But Tom, can you read the palm? Tom：Yes, I have read a lot of books about reading the palm.May I read your palm? Jack: Yes,I’d love to. But I want to make fun of him.It is very funny. 希望可以帮到你

Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!

Teacher: "If you had 5 apples and I asked for one, how many would you have left?"

Student: "Five."

Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If you had 5 apples and I took one, how many would you have left?"

Student: "Four."

Teacher: "Good. Now, if you had 4 apples and I asked for one, how many would you have left?"

Student: "Still five."

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!

Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!

Why did the chicken go to the seance? To talk to the other side!

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus!

Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!